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asked:
bruce wayne to alfred the first night he's caught in his suit: due to personal reasons i have become the batman

alfred internally: good lord. where did i go wrong with this child

honestly he puts up with so much shit. if i’d found my almost-son dressed up as a bat in order to fight crime i’d have chased him around the entire house with a broom, never mind dealing with the part where he keeps bringing alfred grandchildren like some kind of deranged cat bringing its owner previously abused and sad mice

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